fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
(via youfitlikeaglove)
if you dont like will smith and his family i dont think i want to know you.
(Source: sandandglass, via youfitlikeaglove)
what would you do if you were snoop dogg for 14 minutes
you are the most intelligent human being on the face of the planet
(via youfitlikeaglove)
(via youfitlikeaglove)
idontunderstandfishingmetaphors:
me sophomore year (age 15) -> junior year (16)
it gets better kids
How did you even
What science is this
Can i count this as the most notes ive gotten on a selfie
Are you really using a reaction image on my selfie
(via makeup-or-shutup)
blueeyesthatburnlikecigarettes:
#NINE PLEASE COVER UP#MAYBE THAT’S OKAY ON GALLIFREY#BUT HERE ON EARTH WE HAVE SOME DECENCY#YOU DIRTY DOCTOR
#AAAHHHH#NINE#YOU CAN’T WALK AROUND NAKED LIKE THAT#THERE ARE CHILDREN NEARBY
You missed a real chance to call it Doctor Screw, there…
Did I hear someone say Doctor Screw?
EVEN DOCTOR SCREW IS WEARING A LEATHER JACKET NINE YOU ARE SO FUCKIN NAKED
(Source: erisasteri, via its-kili)
New still of Jocelyn (Lena Headey) from THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES.
OMFG IS THIS LIKE EVERYDAY NOW
snkt:
Are there any Thor fans in the Thor fandom?
(via killjoywhatsername)
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL
The fuck is wrong with you that kid had it coming
Babies are fucked up
(Source: i-was-born-a-unicorn, via valerian-dragon-keeper)
j4mi:
Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
you have some unresolved issues
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
(Source: pixeflutters, via liquiddittyfloats)
my sim is on tumblr omg
even your fake life has no life
he has a lot of notifications though
(Source: bleakparadise)
